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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 09:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do you think that drug addiction is a symptom of larger societal ills? What is it about our culture that leaves so many feeling like they're inadequate, trying any ill to find a cure?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

They put up a sign reading

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Does alchemy really exist?

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Vel expedita omnis impedit modi earum itaque ut.

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Voluptate ea explicabo culpa.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

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